"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain on Age"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."
Henry Ford on Age"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
Mark Twain on Age"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."
Kurt Vonnegut on Age"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
Robert Frost on Age"Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell."
"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."
"Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'"
"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."