"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."
"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."
"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."
"You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it."
"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."