Famous Quotes

"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."

Robert Benchley on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Robert Benchley

• "A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

• "I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."

• "A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

• "You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it."

• "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."