"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln on Pet"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill on Pet"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein on Pet"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Sigmund Freud on Pet"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings on Pet"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."
"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."
"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."
"You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it."
"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."