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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."

Rita Rudner on Pet

More quotes about Pet

  • "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

    Abraham Lincoln on Pet

  • "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

    Winston Churchill on Pet

  • "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

    Robert A. Heinlein on Pet

  • "Time spent with cats is never wasted."

    Sigmund Freud on Pet

  • "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

    Josh Billings on Pet

More quotes by Rita Rudner

  • "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

  • "I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again."

  • "To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"

  • "My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

  • "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."

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