Famous Quotes

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"

Rita Rudner on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Rita Rudner

• "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

• "I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again."

• "To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"

• "My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

• "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."