Famous Quotes

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Rita Rudner on Men

More quotes about Men

• "It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."

  Frederick Douglass on Men

• "I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."

  Anais Nin on Men

• "Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."

  Oscar Wilde on Men

• "Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?"

  Confucius on Men

• "Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men."

  Mahatma Gandhi on Men

More quotes by Rita Rudner

• "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

• "I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again."

• "To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"

• "My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

• "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."