"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."
John Barrymore on Happiness"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."
Dalai Lama on Happiness"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."
Abraham Lincoln on Happiness"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."
Martha Washington on Happiness"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."
Mahatma Gandhi on Happiness"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
"Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it."
"Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash."