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Famous Quotes

"Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
Richard Roeper on Christmas

"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."
Calvin Coolidge on Christmas
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."
Roy L. Smith on Christmas
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
George Carlin on Christmas
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."
Dr. Seuss on Christmas
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."
Benjamin Franklin on Christmas

"Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day."
"Wal-Mart doesn't really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make."
"When we root-root-root for the home team, we're rooting for our home as much as the team."
"Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented."
"Wal-Mart doesn't really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make."