"Breastfeeding is the very best diet I've been on."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
Mae West on Diet"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
Jim Davis on Diet"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
Orson Welles on Diet"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."
Maimonides on Diet"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."
Linford Christie on Diet"Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again."
"Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.'"
"I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem."
"Being a mom makes me feel whole and like I understand the meaning of life."
"I think to make any relationship work it just takes a tremendous amount of effort and accepting of one another."