"Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis."
"Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life."
Joel Osteen on Attitude"My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength."
Michael Jordan on Attitude"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
Albert Einstein on Attitude"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude."
Thomas Jefferson on Attitude"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference."
Winston Churchill on Attitude"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."
"I lived at home till I was 29."
"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life."
"If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it."
"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning."