"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult."

P. J. O'Rourke on Newyears

More quotes about Newyears

• "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Newyears

• "Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties."

  Helen Keller on Newyears

• "Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness."

  William Shakespeare on Newyears

• "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."

  Mark Twain on Newyears

• "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."

  James Agate on Newyears