Famous Quotes

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."

Oscar Levant on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Oscar Levant

• "Schizophrenia beats dining alone."

• "Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember."

• "Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember."

• "The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."