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Famous Quotes

"I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around."
Olivia Munn on Funny

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny

"I think women should start to embrace their age. What's the alternative to getting older? You die. I can't change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin, my body, my mind, and try to live my life and be happy."
"The word 'geek' today does not mean what it used to mean. A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something."
"A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something."
"I think women should start to embrace their age. What's the alternative to getting older? You die. I can't change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin, my body, my mind, and try to live my life and be happy."
"If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty."