"People do not win people fights. Lawyers do."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
Steven Wright on Legal"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."
Calvin Coolidge on Legal"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."
Robert Frost on Legal"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."
Will Rogers on Legal"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."
Plato on Legal"A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist."
"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
"Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread."
"A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better."
"Bulls do not win bull fights. People do."