"It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"He who keeps his cool best wins."
"Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country."
"He who keeps his cool best wins."
"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live."
"The tragedy of life is in what dies inside a man while he lives - the death of genuine feeling, the death of inspired response, the awareness that makes it possible to feel the pain or the glory of other men in yourself."