"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me."
"I never saw film stars at home. We had no maid, no cook, no swimming pool."
"I was so young, and making movies, going to the studio every morning at dawn was magic."
"I was so young, and making movies, going to the studio every morning at dawn was magic."
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."