"When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln on Pet"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill on Pet"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein on Pet"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Sigmund Freud on Pet"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings on Pet"I'm a Gemini, so I change my mind every day."
"My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again."
"When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'"
"Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women."
"Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture."