"Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture."
"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Newyears"Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties."
Helen Keller on Newyears"Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness."
William Shakespeare on Newyears"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
Mark Twain on Newyears"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
James Agate on Newyears"I'm a Gemini, so I change my mind every day."
"My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again."
"When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'"
"Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women."
"Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture."