"Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"A picture is worth a thousand words."
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war."
"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."
"The best cure for the body is a quiet mind."
"War is the business of barbarians."