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"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."

Moon Unit Zappa on Funny

More quotes about Funny

  • "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    Lana Turner on Funny

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

    Ron White on Funny

  • "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

    Bill Cosby on Funny

  • "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

    Jim Carrey on Funny

  • "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

    Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Moon Unit Zappa

  • "I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me."

  • "My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves."

  • "We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."

  • "Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something."

  • "If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after."

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