"A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln on Pet"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill on Pet"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein on Pet"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Sigmund Freud on Pet"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings on Pet"A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation."
"The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit."
"Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts."
"There are pretenders to piety as well as to courage."
"Some of the most famous books are the least worth reading. Their fame was due to their having done something that needed to be doing in their day. The work is done and the virtue of the book has expired."