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"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

Mitch Hedberg on Great

More quotes about Great

  • "Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people."

    Eleanor Roosevelt on Great

  • "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."

    Albert Einstein on Great

  • "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."

    William Shakespeare on Great

  • "One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak."

    Gilbert K. Chesterton on Great

  • "All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

    Winston Churchill on Great

More quotes by Mitch Hedberg

  • "Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

  • "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

  • "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

  • "I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

  • "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

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