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"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

Mitch Hedberg on Cool

More quotes about Cool

  • "Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."

    Thomas Jefferson on Cool

  • "Rather be dead than cool."

    Kurt Cobain on Cool

  • "All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."

    Angelina Jolie on Cool

  • "Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."

    Walt Whitman on Cool

  • "It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."

    Bill Gates on Cool

More quotes by Mitch Hedberg

  • "Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

  • "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

  • "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

  • "I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

  • "I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

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