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"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."

Mitch Hedberg on Good

More quotes about Good

  • "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

    Edmund Burke on Good

  • "It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."

    Dalai Lama on Good

  • "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."

    Albert Einstein on Good

  • "Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."

    Anne Frank on Good

  • "When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."

    Abraham Lincoln on Good

More quotes by Mitch Hedberg

  • "Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

  • "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

  • "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

  • "I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

  • "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

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