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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."

Mitch Hedberg on Good

More quotes about Good

  • "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

    Edmund Burke on Good

  • "It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."

    Dalai Lama on Good

  • "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."

    Albert Einstein on Good

  • "Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."

    Anne Frank on Good

  • "When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."

    Abraham Lincoln on Good

More quotes by Mitch Hedberg

  • "Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

  • "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

  • "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

  • "I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

  • "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

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