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"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."

Mitch Hedberg on Food

More quotes about Food

  • "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."

    Oscar Wilde on Food

  • "You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."

    Ronald Reagan on Food

  • "It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."

    Ronald Reagan on Food

  • "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

    Yogi Berra on Food

  • "Beware the hobby that eats."

    Benjamin Franklin on Food

More quotes by Mitch Hedberg

  • "Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

  • "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

  • "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

  • "I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

  • "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

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