"It felt as if things were literally slipping through my fingers. Things were just streaming away from me. I lost my sense of humor. I'm still looking for that."
"A joke is a very serious thing."
Winston Churchill on Humor"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
Mark Twain on Humor"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
William James on Humor"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."
Mahatma Gandhi on Humor"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."
Henry Ward Beecher on Humor"Whatever education I got was from experience and reading. But I also realize I wouldn't pass my friend's sixth-grade class."
"Whatever education I got was from experience and reading. But I also realize I wouldn't pass my friend's sixth-grade class."
"I don't think things through very often - I don't project into the future about how a situation will turn out."
"I'm not making any bets on the future."
"I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management."