"You can die of the cure before you die of the illness."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"I believe in God, family, truth between people, the power of love."
"I've had a good life. Enough happiness, enough success."
"I don't have expectations. Expectations in your life just lead to giant disappointments."
"With a houseful of kids you give each other strength."
"I believe in God, family, truth between people, the power of love."