Famous Quotes
"My tastes in all things lean towards the arty and boring. I like sports documentaries about Scrabble players, bands that play quiet, unassuming music, and TV shows that win awards. In that way, I am an elitist snob."
More quotes about Sports
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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
Michael Jordan on Sports -
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
Mark Twain on Sports -
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Mark Twain on Sports -
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Hunter S. Thompson on Sports -
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."
Henry David Thoreau on Sports
More quotes by Michael Ian Black
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"I actually don't know anyone who wants to be famous for fame's sake, at least not anyone I respect. But you need to have a certain amount of power in order to be able to do what you want."
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"There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that's what a parent's tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not yet occurred. They are the pain of hope, the helplessness of hope, and finally, the surrender to hope."
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"There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that's what a parent's tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not yet occurred. They are the pain of hope, the helplessness of hope, and finally, the surrender to hope."
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"I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community."
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"I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is going to last. In my own marriage, which is going on 14 years, I don't think of it as 'I'm going to be with this person forever.' Instead, I think of more like, 'I'll probably be with this person for the next six weeks. Then I'll re-evaluate.'"