Famous Quotes

"It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true I was raised in a freight car."

Merle Haggard on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Merle Haggard

• "When I grew up there wasn't air-conditioning or anything of that nature, and this old car had a wall thickness of about ten inches. So we had a little warmer house in the winter and a little cooler in the summer."

• "In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there's available... in America right now."

• "Everybody likes Johnny Cash. I think the sad part of it is his health is givin' him problems."

• "It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want. It makes more money."

• "Everybody likes Johnny Cash. I think the sad part of it is his health is givin' him problems."