Famous Quotes

"I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room."

Mercedes McCambridge on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Mercedes McCambridge

• "I can choose to accelerate my disease to an alcoholic death or incurable insanity, or I can choose to live within my thoroughly human condition."

• "I've always had bronchitis. I've been administered the Sacrament of Death three times for it."

• "My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol."

• "Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time."