Famous Quotes

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Mel Brooks on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Mel Brooks

• "I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front."

• "Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive."

• "If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none."

• "Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love."

• "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."