"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
Mae West on Dating"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."
Keanu Reeves on Dating"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Mitch Hedberg on Dating"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."
Keith Sweat on Dating"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."
Wayne Dyer on Dating"I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months."
"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her."
"The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers."