Famous Quotes

"In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science."

Martin H. Fischer on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Martin H. Fischer

• "Whenever ideas fail, men invent words."

• "Don't confuse hypothesis and theory. The former is a possible explanation the latter, the correct one. The establishment of theory is the very purpose of science."

• "Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature."

• "In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science."

• "A good teacher must know the rules a good pupil, the exceptions."