"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."
Abraham Lincoln on God"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."
Mother Teresa on God"When the solution is simple, God is answering."
Albert Einstein on God"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."
Maya Angelou on God"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."
Lawrence Welk on God"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."