Famous Quotes

"By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean."

Mark Twain on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Mark Twain

• "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

• "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."

• "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."

• "Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

• "When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."