"It's a funny old world."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan you should wear it inside, where it functions best."
"I like Mr. Gorbachev, we can do business together."
"I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it."
"The battle for women's rights has been largely won."
"To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan you should wear it inside, where it functions best."