Famous Quotes

"If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents."

Marcelene Cox on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Marcelene Cox

• "Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires."

• "Eating without conversation is only stoking."

• "One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements."

• "Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans."

• "No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent."