"A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down."
"Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey."
"Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down."
"The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs."
"Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face."