"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art."
"The best way to hold a man is in your arms."
"Look your best - who said love is blind?"
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."