Famous Quotes

"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"

Louis C. K. on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by Louis C. K.

• "It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."

• "To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."

• "I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."

• "When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"

• "I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."