Famous Quotes

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"

Lily Tomlin on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Lily Tomlin

• "Remember we're all in this alone."

• "We're all in this alone."

• "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"

• "The best mind-altering drug is the truth."

• "Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed."