"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Remember we're all in this alone."
"We're all in this alone."
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
"The best mind-altering drug is the truth."
"Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed."