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"Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas."

Lewis Black on Christmas

More quotes about Christmas

  • "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."

    Calvin Coolidge on Christmas

  • "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

    Roy L. Smith on Christmas

  • "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

    George Carlin on Christmas

  • "Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."

    Dr. Seuss on Christmas

  • "A good conscience is a continual Christmas."

    Benjamin Franklin on Christmas

More quotes by Lewis Black

  • "A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'"

  • "All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911."

  • "There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice."

  • "If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat."

  • "It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!"

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