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"A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'"

Lewis Black on Dad

More quotes about Dad

  • "It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."

    Pope John XXIII on Dad

  • "When one has not had a good father, one must create one."

    Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad

  • "My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."

    Eminem on Dad

  • "I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."

    Hedy Lamarr on Dad

  • "Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."

    Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad

More quotes by Lewis Black

  • "All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911."

  • "There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice."

  • "If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat."

  • "It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!"

  • "And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye."

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