"I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"You can be around 100 people and be completely alone. People don't realize what it's really like."
"It was amazing to me that, all of a sudden, I was hearing my music on the radio and coming out of cars."
"I just need to know that I did the very best I could and that I was true to myself."
"I am not trying to change the world. I am just offering my gift that God gave me, and if somebody is moved by it, that's beautiful."
"Change is growth. For me it has been a very spiritual and musical rebirth."