"In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"I feel more mature than most people my age."
"I'm so accustomed to being alone."
"I'm a grown woman and sometimes, I might be a little fat, you know? Am I alone there? Not really."
"Singing really is acting. In a lot of ways, it's much more personal. I love music, and being able to work on that is amazing."
"I really like to be able to have variety and to try different things - that's the beauty of fashion."