Famous Quotes

"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."

Laurence J. Peter on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Laurence J. Peter

• "Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone."

• "Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."

• "Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."

• "Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."

• "Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."