"I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
Abraham Lincoln on Pet"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill on Pet"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein on Pet"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Sigmund Freud on Pet"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings on Pet"So it was good for me to play a likable person and it was just an amazing situation to be in."
"I drank a lot when I was a teenager and I don't drink any more, because that's when I thought, you know, I'm gonna end up a car wreck."
"I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"
"Everyone would talk about their diets and working out and what it made me do was go to craft services where all the food for the cast and crew was and I would eat."
"It's nice to be with someone, but I don't think you need to be in a relationship to feel complete. That would be really sad."